thinking at the speed of plot

Hemione's Talent Intro and Chapters 1-2

szaleniec1000 Jul 06, 2012 02:40

We have pottersues to thank for this one.
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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 part 3

szaleniec1000 Sep 17, 2011 00:24

Welcome back aboard the fail train. And happy birthday, chelonianmobile. :)

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24, continued )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 17 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2011 01:50

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

No, seriously. What follows is sick and wrong even by the atrocious standards of Hogwarts Exposed, and absolutely unsuitable for anyone.

( It's also very NSFW. )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12

szaleniec1000 May 30, 2011 20:47

Chapter 12 is entitled "Revelations", and I wish this just meant it was full of even more infodumping. Even that would be better than this.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 12 (NSFW, NSF anything) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Apr 24, 2011 18:48

Everything I've seen leads me to believe that Hogwarts Exposed gets worse and worse throughout the four-novel saga. We're only on the seventh chapter of the first episode and already it's hard to see how much worse it can get.

( But here goes anyway. (NSFW) )

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